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25 Apr

Ian Bone

‘Hands up all those desperate to give Mr Goldsmith a week’s food money to sit beside the A2 watching a cooking demo, while some bloke and his band get ready to deafen everyone from Deptford to Woolwich. Wake up Blackheath’

Typical response to the fiasco that is ‘ON BLACKHEATH’. Overpriced tickets, added booking fees, no more big name acts announced as repeatedly promised, website mostly full up with comments from their own PR, NO FOOD INCLUDED IN THE TICKET PRICE OF £108 plus £6 BOOKING FEE AND £66 FOR KIDS, clash with Kate Bush dates,……..basically you are paying £114 for a MASSIVE WANK concert!!
And then there’s the free foodbank run by Class War, the army of beggars imploring ‘ spare us the booking fee guv’nor’ AND THE COMPLETE FUCKING OBSCENITY OF RUNNING A MICHELIN STYLE FOOD FESTIVAL IN A BOROUGH WHERE FOODBANKS ARE FEEDING HUNDREDS OF FAMILIES A WEEK…

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4 Nov

Ian Bone

Fucking hell………I must have got they guy wrong……..I screamed to Jane………look at this……fucking hell……….fair play to the geezer…….wonder if he’ll need some help……jane read it out slowly while making a point of polishing my glasses…

‘Owen Jones is going to set fire to HIS ENERGY BILL on Westminster Bridge on November 5th’………DOH!

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@PenguinUKBooks to extend their range of MEDIOCRE CLASSICS

21 Oct

Warren Draper

Morrissey Mediocre

Following the success of Morrissey’s stunningly mundane ‘Autobiography’,Penguin Books have decided to release an entire range aimed exclusively at affluent, middle-aged, white people.

Richard Branson Mediocre

When questioned about the decision the overseer of the new Mediocre Classics range of titles, Sir Gideon Farquhar Ponsalot, said that: “Banal is the new Black.

Nigel Slater Mediocrity

Adding: “If Harry fucking Potter can be sold as adult literature then why can’t Morrissey be treated with the respect he so clearly deserves.”

Heston Blumenthal Mediocre

“People need to understand that the age of great literature is long dead. Even that cretin, Michael bloody Gove, recognises the fact that nothing decent has been published since 1871.”

Kirstie Allsopp Mediocrity

“Why not give the c-list celebrities a chance? It worked for ball room dancing!”

Dan Snow Mediocre

Don’t worry if you’re too tight to buy the Mediocre Classics range, each publication is bound to be serialised in The Telegraph or the Daily Mail by the end of the…

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13 Jun

INCUBUS: Incendiary rants of an apostate anarchist

Since the horrible killing of Fusilier Lee Rigby just over a week ago, the English Defence League has seen a turn-around in their political fortunes in terms of membership, support and media coverage.  An organisation that was on the brink of extinction through in-fighting and persistent defeat on the streets has had new life breathed into it by parasitically latching on to the death of an off-duty soldier apparently at the hands of Jihadi ‘Islamicist’ militants, opportunistically using the event to push their own agenda. We might ask exactly what that agenda is, since it seems to be a very multi-faceted one.  On the surface the ‘organisation’ exists to combat ‘extreme Islam’, seeking to protest the growth of that ‘ideology’ on the streets, in Mosques, in Schools and Universities and throughout British society. The EDL claims to be’ inclusive’ and not Islamophobic, calling on Muslim communities, community and religious leaders…

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Here’s looking at you, kid – a few thoughts on #EdwardSnowden #FreeSpeech & #Liberty

11 Jun

Liam Byrne Fuck Off

18 Apr

the void

liam-byrneOf all the rancid scabs and class traitors that infest the modern Labour Party, grinning idiot Liam Byrne is the worst.

His latest calls for a ‘tough’ welfare system in the wake of rising unemployment just reveals what this Iain Duncan Smith pretender thinks about those condemned to benefits.  More people are unemployed, so those people need to be treated toughly according to Byrne and punished with forced work and benefit sanctions.

Byrne loves workfare, not because he think it will help people get jobs – he knows it won’t – but because it makes him feel like a bit of a hard man, a sort of Daily Mail reading Mitchell brother, in touch with the common man.  In truth he’s far more Ian Beale, a squirming little sell out who gets his only shallow kicks from hurting those who can’t fight back.

Byrne doesn’t just pay lip service to…

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Video from Goldthorpe

17 Apr

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